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Mary Tested Mother Approved

Thu Oct 8, 2009, 6:36 PM
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
The Queen of Mary

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Leggo my Mary ( There's plenty to go around)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Dude, You're Getting a Mary

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Take Two Bottles into the Mary (That's right, and room for more baby!)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Vorsprung Durch Mary (Makes me seem all fancy like)

6. To someone you dislike?
Try Mary, You'll Like It (but I won't)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
We'll Leave The Mary On For You (O.O'''';)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Mary Wanted (tsssss you KNOW IT! Every one does)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Nothing Works Better Than a Mary (But I'm not waterproof, and our insureance doesn't cover water damage)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Moms Like You Choose Mary (Even your mom wants me!)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Mary. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be (*sobs*)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Reach for the Mary (See what happens BE-YATCH)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Mary (???)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Fresh from the Captain's Mary (That actually has a good ring to it)

15. Your last words before you die...
Mary is What We Do (Damn necrophilia)

16. Your message to a special someone...
This Is The Age Of The Mary (take that DAD)

17. Title of this post will be...
Mary Tested, Mother Approved (ya I'm the lab rat -_-)



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  • Mood: Suggestive
  • Eating: Nothing, Not hungry
  • Drinking: Water and sweet tea...that's really all I drink

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